Richard Stanley
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Part 10
Samson goes and visits a harlot in Gaza, but this is OK because his wife has been burnt to death by the Philistines. Besides he is a Nazarite, after all, having long hair like a modern day rock star, say Ted Nugent crossed with Mike Huckabee. They both like to sing Cat Scratch Fever BTW, and the latter's daughter professionally jawbones occasionally for the tweeting orangutan.
In any case, the above verses again clue us that we should not be taking the surface story literally, because the circumstances here, and to come, are ridiculous. But this also helps give us pause as to the contemporary evangelical's equation of the tweeting orangutan with Samson. It's really quite good when looking further into all the seeming nonsense behavior. Nobody can figure out what Samson is up to, whether it's the Judeans or the Philistines. Samson is a Danite ... and a Nazarite after all. This is interesting because in jumping forward to the next 'judge' episode, we find out that after hundreds of years (after the supposed Conquest) that the Danites still haven't been assigned their just due, their tribal land. For some reason they're idly hanging out along the northern coast near Zidon (today's Sidon), sitting on their thumbs.
The 'Gazites' are Philistines (of today's Gaza) and they wait for Samson "in the gate of the city". A gate in those days was a passageway through a city's or castle's thick protective wall, with strong doors at either end of the passageway, and sometimes a third interior door. Important to note: 1) The Philistines are "in the gate of the city", awaiting Samson so that they can kill him. And 2) They are awaiting him, not to capture him, but to kill him.
But Samson does not wait till morning, arising at midnight, and ... apparently very quietly ... sneaks off with the doors of the city gate, and then some; taking all this to Hebron, some distance away. Let's also remember that Samson is supposed to have already killed quite a few Philistines (1,000) with a donkey's jawbone and 30 more because of their cheating with Samson's riddle.
And now it really gets crazy:
We are informed that, unlike the harlot just prior, that Samson is smitten by Delilah, and what 'straight' man hasn't been there? But as we see, Samson takes being smitten by love to an extreme, well ... except that he lies to her three times. Three times, Delilah asks Samson what his Achilles's Heel is, and three times he lies to her. In the last case, in verse 14 we learn that in apparently each instance Samson falls asleep, while there are Philistines lying in wait within Delilah's apparently well-furnished room. Each time, Delilah binds Samson per the lie, and then she awakens him by telling Samson that the Philistines "be upon thee". Thank DoGod and Dagon, the 'Sorekians' only want to afflict him, rather than killing him like the Gazites did. The ending of the Samson narrative would likely be different then. Well ... maybe.
Delilah complains each time about being mocked by Samson, but who is really being mocked here?
Let's remember the neoSamson du jour, with his strange locks, and inscrutable manner. He tells that there is a better health system offered by other advanced countries to their citizens, but we can't have it. He tells us that he is saving workers their jobs while the company at issue, Carrier, goes ahead and sends hundreds of jobs to Mexico, and he continues to hire foreign workers himself, and investigators into Ivanka's shoe factory in China go missing. Even his Philistine wife was illegal. "Goldman Sachs is evil, so I think I'll put 6 of them in the White House ... where I can keep my eye on them."
After Samson has lied to Delilah three times, and while escaping being captured by the waiting Philistines of Sorek each time, because Delilah warned the sleeping Samson, and that this story is just batshit crazy to begin with, the Philistines finally get their man. And we are told that this occurred because, finally Delilah has worn Samson down, for lying to her, even though she seems to keep Philistines lying in wait in her house.
The fourth time Samson tells her his weakness, she amazingly believes him, and so much so that she calls for the lords of the Philistines to come and they pay her the silver they promised. They pay her without the demonstration that the cutting of the locks is really the true key to his strength. Boy, are these Philistines stupid.
Is that 1,100 hundred silver pieces the total, or 1,100 pieces per Philistine lord? In any case, this very number of silver pieces just so happens to play a role in the seemingly separate, subsequent judge story of Micah and the Danites.
And how is it that the Philistine lords don't take care to keep Samson's hair trimmed? The text does not tell us if Delilah actually told them the details.
Remember the goat for the Samson denouement.
Samson Escapes Gaza
1Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her. 2And it was told the Gazites, saying, Samson is come hither. And they compassed him in, and laid wait for him all night in the gate of the city, and were quiet all the night, saying, In the morning, when it is day, we shall kill him. 3And Samson lay till midnight, and arose at midnight, and took the doors of the gate of the city, and the two posts, and went away with them, bar and all, and put them upon his shoulders, and carried them up to the top of an hill that is before Hebron.
1Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her. 2And it was told the Gazites, saying, Samson is come hither. And they compassed him in, and laid wait for him all night in the gate of the city, and were quiet all the night, saying, In the morning, when it is day, we shall kill him. 3And Samson lay till midnight, and arose at midnight, and took the doors of the gate of the city, and the two posts, and went away with them, bar and all, and put them upon his shoulders, and carried them up to the top of an hill that is before Hebron.
Samson goes and visits a harlot in Gaza, but this is OK because his wife has been burnt to death by the Philistines. Besides he is a Nazarite, after all, having long hair like a modern day rock star, say Ted Nugent crossed with Mike Huckabee. They both like to sing Cat Scratch Fever BTW, and the latter's daughter professionally jawbones occasionally for the tweeting orangutan.
In any case, the above verses again clue us that we should not be taking the surface story literally, because the circumstances here, and to come, are ridiculous. But this also helps give us pause as to the contemporary evangelical's equation of the tweeting orangutan with Samson. It's really quite good when looking further into all the seeming nonsense behavior. Nobody can figure out what Samson is up to, whether it's the Judeans or the Philistines. Samson is a Danite ... and a Nazarite after all. This is interesting because in jumping forward to the next 'judge' episode, we find out that after hundreds of years (after the supposed Conquest) that the Danites still haven't been assigned their just due, their tribal land. For some reason they're idly hanging out along the northern coast near Zidon (today's Sidon), sitting on their thumbs.
The 'Gazites' are Philistines (of today's Gaza) and they wait for Samson "in the gate of the city". A gate in those days was a passageway through a city's or castle's thick protective wall, with strong doors at either end of the passageway, and sometimes a third interior door. Important to note: 1) The Philistines are "in the gate of the city", awaiting Samson so that they can kill him. And 2) They are awaiting him, not to capture him, but to kill him.
But Samson does not wait till morning, arising at midnight, and ... apparently very quietly ... sneaks off with the doors of the city gate, and then some; taking all this to Hebron, some distance away. Let's also remember that Samson is supposed to have already killed quite a few Philistines (1,000) with a donkey's jawbone and 30 more because of their cheating with Samson's riddle.
And now it really gets crazy:
Samson and Delilah
4And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah. 5And the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and said unto her, Entice him, and see wherein his great strength lieth, and by what means we may prevail against him, that we may bind him to afflict him: and we will give thee every one of us eleven hundred pieces of silver. 6And Delilah said to Samson, Tell me, I pray thee, wherein thy great strength lieth, and wherewith thou mightest be bound to afflict thee. 7And Samson said unto her, If they bind me with seven green withs that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man. 8Then the lords of the Philistines brought up to her seven green withs which had not been dried, and she bound him with them. 9Now there were men lying in wait, abiding with her in the chamber. And she said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he brake the withs, as a thread of tow is broken when it toucheth the fire. So his strength was not known.
10And Delilah said unto Samson, Behold, thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: now tell me, I pray thee, wherewith thou mightest be bound. 11And he said unto her, If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man. 12Delilah therefore took new ropes, and bound him therewith, and said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And there were liers in wait abiding in the chamber. And he brake them from off his arms like a thread.
13And Delilah said unto Samson, Hitherto thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: tell me wherewith thou mightest be bound. And he said unto her, If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web. 14And she fastened it with the pin, and said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awaked out of his sleep, and went away with the pin of the beam, and with the web.
4And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah. 5And the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and said unto her, Entice him, and see wherein his great strength lieth, and by what means we may prevail against him, that we may bind him to afflict him: and we will give thee every one of us eleven hundred pieces of silver. 6And Delilah said to Samson, Tell me, I pray thee, wherein thy great strength lieth, and wherewith thou mightest be bound to afflict thee. 7And Samson said unto her, If they bind me with seven green withs that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man. 8Then the lords of the Philistines brought up to her seven green withs which had not been dried, and she bound him with them. 9Now there were men lying in wait, abiding with her in the chamber. And she said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he brake the withs, as a thread of tow is broken when it toucheth the fire. So his strength was not known.
10And Delilah said unto Samson, Behold, thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: now tell me, I pray thee, wherewith thou mightest be bound. 11And he said unto her, If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man. 12Delilah therefore took new ropes, and bound him therewith, and said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And there were liers in wait abiding in the chamber. And he brake them from off his arms like a thread.
13And Delilah said unto Samson, Hitherto thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: tell me wherewith thou mightest be bound. And he said unto her, If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web. 14And she fastened it with the pin, and said unto him, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awaked out of his sleep, and went away with the pin of the beam, and with the web.
We are informed that, unlike the harlot just prior, that Samson is smitten by Delilah, and what 'straight' man hasn't been there? But as we see, Samson takes being smitten by love to an extreme, well ... except that he lies to her three times. Three times, Delilah asks Samson what his Achilles's Heel is, and three times he lies to her. In the last case, in verse 14 we learn that in apparently each instance Samson falls asleep, while there are Philistines lying in wait within Delilah's apparently well-furnished room. Each time, Delilah binds Samson per the lie, and then she awakens him by telling Samson that the Philistines "be upon thee". Thank DoGod and Dagon, the 'Sorekians' only want to afflict him, rather than killing him like the Gazites did. The ending of the Samson narrative would likely be different then. Well ... maybe.
Delilah complains each time about being mocked by Samson, but who is really being mocked here?
Let's remember the neoSamson du jour, with his strange locks, and inscrutable manner. He tells that there is a better health system offered by other advanced countries to their citizens, but we can't have it. He tells us that he is saving workers their jobs while the company at issue, Carrier, goes ahead and sends hundreds of jobs to Mexico, and he continues to hire foreign workers himself, and investigators into Ivanka's shoe factory in China go missing. Even his Philistine wife was illegal. "Goldman Sachs is evil, so I think I'll put 6 of them in the White House ... where I can keep my eye on them."
Delilah Discovers the Secret
15And she said unto him, How canst thou say, I love thee, when thine heart is not with me? thou hast mocked me these three times, and hast not told me wherein thy great strength lieth. 16And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death; 17That he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hath not come a rasor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.
18And when Delilah saw that he had told her all his heart, she sent and called for the lords of the Philistines, saying, Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart. Then the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand. 19And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him. 20And she said, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the LORD was departed from him. 21But the Philistines took him, and put out his eyes, and brought him down to Gaza, and bound him with fetters of brass; and he did grind in the prison house. 22Howbeit the hair of his head began to grow again after he was shaven.
15And she said unto him, How canst thou say, I love thee, when thine heart is not with me? thou hast mocked me these three times, and hast not told me wherein thy great strength lieth. 16And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death; 17That he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hath not come a rasor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.
18And when Delilah saw that he had told her all his heart, she sent and called for the lords of the Philistines, saying, Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart. Then the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand. 19And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him. 20And she said, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the LORD was departed from him. 21But the Philistines took him, and put out his eyes, and brought him down to Gaza, and bound him with fetters of brass; and he did grind in the prison house. 22Howbeit the hair of his head began to grow again after he was shaven.
After Samson has lied to Delilah three times, and while escaping being captured by the waiting Philistines of Sorek each time, because Delilah warned the sleeping Samson, and that this story is just batshit crazy to begin with, the Philistines finally get their man. And we are told that this occurred because, finally Delilah has worn Samson down, for lying to her, even though she seems to keep Philistines lying in wait in her house.
The fourth time Samson tells her his weakness, she amazingly believes him, and so much so that she calls for the lords of the Philistines to come and they pay her the silver they promised. They pay her without the demonstration that the cutting of the locks is really the true key to his strength. Boy, are these Philistines stupid.
Is that 1,100 hundred silver pieces the total, or 1,100 pieces per Philistine lord? In any case, this very number of silver pieces just so happens to play a role in the seemingly separate, subsequent judge story of Micah and the Danites.
And how is it that the Philistine lords don't take care to keep Samson's hair trimmed? The text does not tell us if Delilah actually told them the details.
Remember the goat for the Samson denouement.
*** Well, Jerry, can you figure out the answer yet?
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