Richard Stanley

Well-Known Member
Double Agent Orange's Agriculture Department has approved the viral sale of factory-farmed cancer chicken to the American public, or certain demographics at least. Currently it is not known, publicly, at least, if the virus that causes this particular [sic] chicken cancer is zoonotic in ability to jump to humans. But, it appears that we will quickly find out.

No wonder Double Agent Orange only eats Big Macs, as the thought of such chicken makes him choke.